Someone told me, “If you want to increase blog traffic, you’ve got to post about cats or food. That’s what people like.” Now I have nothing against felines or key limes, but I happen to be in the love business, No offense, Kit Kats and kitty cats.
Then I figured, how about hooking up a kitten with a nice sandwich? This way everyone’s happy.
I said to this cat, here, I have some nice broccoli I want you to meet. You interested?
He gives me a look that says, “That green stuff comes within one foot of my lips and I get a restraining order.”
Personally, I don’t understand. It’s a wholesome snack. I guess kitty likes it hot and spicy, even if it’s not the best thing for him. What could I do? I aim to please.
There. I hope everyone’s happy. Just don’t get burned.
Cat photo by Paolo Signorini at Flickr.com