SOPHIE THE CARD
Sophie is a real card. No, really. She’s literally one of the head cards at a prominent greeting card company where she enjoys her 26th reprint. Sophie offers a wealth of experience in romantic prose and simple wisdom. She’s also an excellent dresser.
While Sophie and Cupid are complete opposites, together they comprise an effective team offering varied and balanced viewpoints, if you can get past her sap and his crap. Good luck with that.